Yes, that's right! At last, a holy place, sacred to the really irritating things we see and hear every day.

These are the 7 Deadly Sins of Irritation:

Commercialism

Immitation

Americanism

Abbreviation

Immaturity

Ignorance

Repetition

Irritation by Scripture

This chapter is made up of irritating phrases and words which people say.

"Rellies"	noun pl. "relations" or "relatives" of a person.
"Profesh"	noun "profesional"
"At the end of the day"	phrase "in the end" used mostly by executives and profeshes
"With all due respect"	phrase "with no respect at all, you are wrong"
"You guys"	phrase Ok for Americans to say, but British office types, no.
"Go for it"	phrase Overused outburst, especially when the action requires little or no effort.
"Kickaaasss!"	adj "Good" or "Very good". Popularised by seriously irritating cartoon, universally expressed in cheesy American accent.
"Sorted"	adj "Sorted out" popularised by east london soap opera, universally expressed in Essex accent with emphasised glottle stop. (sore 'ed)
"Guesstimate"	noun A made up estimate. Therefore a meaningless number based on no facts.
"Whatever"	phrase "I don't believe you" A popular Americanism, accompanied by hand movement as if batting away a fly which swarms around. American accent required.

Order of the cloth

This began as irritating things which people wear, but has since been enlarged to encompass all things which people have about their person

leggings	skin tight trousers. Especially on fat people.
pedal pushers	like leggings but only down to just past the knee. Double points for irritating name
leg warmers	1980s socks where the hole goes all the way through. Woolen and sagging. Used by aerobics people
headbands	worn by 1980s sports types and pop stars
shellsuits	if you don't know what a shellsuit is, you are lucky. Fortunately they are very flammable.
baseball caps	typifing trashy american sportswear, they are always perfectly round and have brand names all over. Especially irritating when backwards or sideways except on black people.
power skirt-suits	worn by rich bourgois career women and drag queens. Extremely intimidating. Includes shoulder pads which can spike you.
all varieties of golf apparel	tweed, knitting, golf shoes, Pringle, caddies etc.
Disney ties	worn by bussinesmen who want to conform whilst not conforming. Also flammable
Cargo shorts	worn by architects and poseurs worldwide. usually with pockets and sandals, and in desert colours to give the impression that the wearer has just come back from safari.

The sacred signs

All irritating things which people do. If someone does one of these actions, refer immediately to your holy remedies table.

buyaka	gangsta rap thing which no actual gangsta rappers do. Like clicking you fingers but by the side of your head, forwards. See Ali G
Devil signs	many variations, but basically index and little finger in air. Heavy metal people do it.
inverted commas	index and middle fingers on both hands draw imaginary quotation marks in the air to symbolise real ones. Used by people who don't know what they are talking about.
Drinking your pint	usually without asking, they take slurp and get slobber all over the glass.
spilling your pint down your leg	usually by knocking the table, that way load of pints get spilled and the table becomes a lake.
fanning or flapping	rapidly waving hands at face as if to cool it. used by over excited girls.
head waggle	used by girls to say "I don't care". A slight cocking of the head to one or both sides, with an attempt at shrug.